A Dress Named Jamie

Yesterday I went thrifting

And I met a dress named Jamie

She was rough around the edges

But I took her home and gave her a makeover

Now she feels refreshed and confident

Enough to step Into the Sun

Oh, Jamie! How I love thee

Let me count the ways:

One, one-thousand

Two, one-thousand

Three, one-thousand

Four, one-thousand

Five, one-thousand

Six, one-thousand.

And we have only just met.

Today's Useless Trivia:

Count von Count, often known as The Count, is one of the Muppet characters on Sesame Street, performed by Jerry Nelson. The Count is a vamire modeled after Béla Lugosi's interpretation of Count Dracula.