Yesterday I went thrifting
And I met a dress named Jamie
She was rough around the edges
But I took her home and gave her a makeover
Now she feels refreshed and confident
Enough to step Into the Sun
Oh, Jamie! How I love thee
Let me count the ways:
Two, one-thousand
Three, one-thousand
Four, one-thousand
Five, one-thousand
Six, one-thousand.
And we have only just met.
Today's Useless Trivia:
Count von Count, often known as The Count, is one of the Muppet characters on Sesame Street, performed by Jerry Nelson. The Count is a vamire modeled after Béla Lugosi's interpretation of Count Dracula.